lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

(Source: uvmsemba, via lorde-of-the-dance)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via downpoursofmoonlitraindrops)

avadakedalek:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Omg

(via lorde-of-the-dance)

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

Given by Michelle Phan.

(via babybutta)

(via maddalek)

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via hades-babe)

alittleworldofimagination:

itswhereimmeanttogo:

me every time I actually leave the house to do something social.

LITERALLY THOUGH

(Source: maugrimm, via run-like-the-ocean)

ink-its-art:

sarcy:

the sun makes my hair look Ombré www.instagram.com/nath_ward

dead

naturepunk:

It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water. 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

image

(Source: onlydillon, via coitusfellatios)

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(Source: neotoyko, via joanneyhsu)

note-a-bear:

"I told you both of us could fit."
"I fucking hate you right now."

(Source: catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcats, via joanneyhsu)