The day we have been waiting for is now over. Everything I wanted and more, congrats Mr Taylor, your stuck with me now ❤️

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

(Source: suzziepsyche, via lorde-of-the-dance)

"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"

Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via joanneyhsu)

(via joanneyhsu)

khoshekhwhiskers:

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

wow.  this. forever.

(Source: democraticnonsense, via not-by-sight)

keepmecalmbaby:

"but babe- I couldn’t seperate them… they fam" -me buying any baby animal ever

(Source: awwww-cute, via yvnxc)

thebetterworldfight:

nightcheesecake:

devouringyourmind:

annchevealle:

marvelously-chaotic:

kingsxoqueens:

😏

Michelle Obama 💁💯

GOALS

and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

^^^Right?! Seriously? I mean, we love your wardrobe, seriously, but come on…

(Source: micdotcom, via glitter-nest)

lulz-time:

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

(Source: gwydtheunusual, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

pocketcucco:

I’m going to leave it there for the 4am crew to find when the lights come on

(via fevivivi)

shaxaphone:

frankoceanfanclub:

sansgod:

me looking for drama on the dash

i hate this so much im going to bed

SQUIDWARD

(via fevivivi)