"I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared."

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

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afterhour-animals:

jon stewart strikes again

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twerkforcats:

FAVORITE PICTURE EVER!!!!!!

(Source: reddit.com, via recover-your-beauty)

classyemmarie:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

classyemmarie:

MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

he broke character?!

YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

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obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

(via fadinglittlestar)

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

(via coitusfellatios)

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

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dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

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