"Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
I was kind of crying by then."

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars  (via epicjohngreenquotes)

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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b-l-i-s-s-f-u-l-s-e-r-e-n-i-t-y:

l0vemusicc:

2-kids-stupid-and-fearless:

excisio:

02/04/13

it’s devastating to realize you lost something just too late. no goodbye said, no chance to make it right again.

My grandmother

this.

Wow.

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juliankoster:

the possibilities are endless

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rapbattles:

*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*

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lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

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usedtobeoneoftherottenoness:

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

  • “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
  • A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
  • If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
  • Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
  • You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
  • The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it. 

how fucking gross

Vile.

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hold-on-til-july:

Your personal happiness is defined by no one other than yourself. But still let yourself continuously be influenced by the negative and the positive that surround you. Learn from one, grow from it, rise above it, while seeking after and working for more of the other. Every day always holds a new opportunity, either to accomplish or grow, or to learn, always.” -Austin Carlile

http://instagram.com/p/ZlU9obKoB0/

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pizza:

swansoft:

bonbeauchat:

tastyfuck:

A young Peruvian girl rests with her baby alpaca named Carmelo near Colca Canyon, Peru on May 6, 2009.

MY FAVORITE PICTURE IS BACK!!!

shady’s back

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detention:

im following back tons!!